this is the alpha and the omega of my butt
ur in my base killin my d00dz
peein on my flowaz
eatin my peaz and carrotz
FORSOOTH
I has a flavour
and it is lolz with monkey beans
u wish u knew how to be as cool as me
and my british orthography and big honkin words
in the garden fieldz of life there are multitudinous gargoyle antiseptic pomeranians
there are what fiendz and fieldmice dwellin in the fieldz call hell
yon bootyl.icio.us proverb quotin kitty pettin corporate rock horse
get all down with u and up in armz bout the rise in cream of wheat
NEW PARAGRAPH
I feel alone in this loltasticity for there is no public transit
instead of politics can we talk about the cream of wheat
where mortals fear to tread and cowboys end up dead
for u must stop decapitating my plantz or I will cut u
boogy hoogy said the multiple man (reflexiblivity) and u r unequal
where is the sun coming from when it’s not around here
u count 1 2 3 4 5 i am alive but nobody knoes the stubble u scream
it is
unjust
