infinite salt loops while i play chrono trigger music

EPIC

fffffffffffffffff

youtube poop #4.  meditation on the letter f.

ganon’s massive asthma attack

youtube poop #3. concept piece.

the poop that lays the golden eggs

 

youtube poop #2.  kinda long and not as punchy.

gay luigi is a spanish flea

youtube poop #1. it’s not great.

i (heart) nerds

marty and i were trading disses (as we usually do) and he pulled out this gem:

Your baby is such a nerd, his first words were ‘hello world!’

I don’t care what anyone says. I’d be freaking proud if my baby said that!

desu

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

thank you note

just had to LOL at this thank you note from an (anonymous) friend:

Hello everyone, thank you so much for coming out for my birthday I had so much fun and couldn’t have spent it with more wonderful friends. I wanted to send a special thank you to anyone who ate any of the vomit, booger dirt etc.. jelly beans. Thank you so much!

Ahhh, Bertie Bott’s.  Such a capital idea.

spa vacation

heheh.  some company (who shall not be named) just sent me spam inviting me on a “girls weekend getaway”.  perhaps someone should be checking the “gender” field in their database…
Dreaming about a weekend getaway of shopping, dining and relaxation at the spa, then here’s the perfect opportunity for you! [blah] has Hot Hotel Deals that will make your wallets smile. Book your trip now and you can save up to 25% off your hotel stay.