the rambling

get it out of my head as swiftly as possible

evaporate like the drops of mist off the

friendly neighbourhood waterfall oh

drift away on the dull and humid air

o wisper and wink into nothing

as the furious mass of something

churns like madness below

well then well then
the famous hearty part of the lettuce
shall we then disengage
and partake of lovely clumps of
baked beans in
golden sheafs of white white wheat
logarithmic expulsation
you do not know what that means
do you
well if you smell like a rotten turnip
in a town whose name means elderberries
you are bound to be thrown out
by the tailfeathers
as vampires with hand grenades
dilly dally dance around your fast approaching
grave
lol you see
humanity is like a bowl of fish
without the water
and without the fish
if you put it on your head I’m sure you’ll disagree
no no you say i ordered pancakes for breakfast
well screw you already, what do you think this is a
four star establishment
i wave my derriere at your ancestors
ex plix et aeternum con carne +woot
win

teh beets = pickled
in juices like red not-blood
where we conduct our daily banking activities
it is the dominion of our doom
pina colada enchilada
my number one stranger sensation
complicated people lead complicated lives
and say sometimes sometimes
like essence of lemon-lime
is enough for you if you just sit down and shut case
in your face and up your peebles
doglike in its aneurysm
poca poca la vaca loca
the echidna
boston bruin
for restless end of inducement
and spunge cake
boof

this is the alpha and the omega of my butt
ur in my base killin my d00dz
peein on my flowaz
eatin my peaz and carrotz

FORSOOTH
I has a flavour
and it is lolz with monkey beans
u wish u knew how to be as cool as me
and my british orthography  and big honkin words
in the garden fieldz of life there are multitudinous gargoyle antiseptic pomeranians
there are what fiendz and fieldmice dwellin in the fieldz call hell
yon bootyl.icio.us proverb quotin kitty pettin corporate rock horse
get all down with u and up in armz bout the rise in cream of wheat

NEW PARAGRAPH
I feel alone in this loltasticity for there is no public transit
instead of politics can we talk about the cream of wheat
where mortals fear to tread and cowboys end up dead
for u must stop decapitating my plantz or I will cut u
boogy hoogy said the multiple man (reflexiblivity) and u r unequal
where is the sun coming from when it’s not around here
u count 1 2 3 4 5 i am alive but nobody knoes the stubble u scream
it is
unjust